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Tuesday, September 11, 2012

CHRISTMAS? Um, Can I Have My Gifts Early?



I saw it today!

Christmas cards and Christmas wrapping paper lining some of the aisles in a couple big box stores. I thought they usually waited until after Halloween, but apparently not.  This is what they want you to be thinking about:




Don't get me wrong. I look forward to Christmas just as much as the next guy. I do. It’s one of my favorite holidays. I just think people are forgetting something, and despite the fact that I’ve mentioned it before, it seems people are in need of a gentle reminder . . . ready? . . .

THERE WILL BE NO CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR!

 “What?” you ask. “No Christmas? Why?”

 Why? Why? I'll tell you why.

BECAUSE ZOMBIES DON’T CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS! THAT’S WHY!


Remember? The Mayans predicted the great zombie apocalypse. It'll come on December 21, 2012. The date which happens to also be my birthday. Do you remember now?

Here’s the official countdown clock that you should be watching:




 You may be thinking that the countdown clock above doesn't look very official. Or, perhaps you think it looks as though I found some free, online countdown clock making website geared for expectant mothers. Well if you thought that, you'd be right wrong. *ahem* It’s the official counter. If you don't believe me feel free to ask your local zombie expert.

Let me leave you with a little piece of advice:

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

to funny. I saw some x-mas stuff in some stores to. never thout to remind them that zombies are coming. glad I found your blog

spiderboy said...

HA! Great Post, man. I did remember about the upcoming zombies, but I admit I forgot your birthday fell on the same day. How very lucky for you. I love your countdown clock by the way. The strollers and suckie-things are a very creepy touch :P

Steven W said...

@Annon - Let me know how they handle being reminded of the apocalypse. I suspect they'll feel pretty silly for spending all that time decorating.

@Spider - I'm hoping since it's my birthday the zombies wont eat me . . . at least not first.

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