I saw it today!
Christmas cards and Christmas wrapping paper lining some of the aisles in a couple big box stores. I thought they usually waited until after Halloween, but apparently not. This is what they want you to be thinking about:
Don't get me wrong. I look forward to Christmas just as much as the next guy. I do. It’s one of my favorite holidays. I just think people are forgetting something, and despite the fact that I’ve mentioned it before, it seems people are in need of a gentle reminder . . . ready? . . .
THERE WILL BE NO CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR!
“What?” you ask. “No Christmas? Why?”
Why? Why? I'll tell you why.
BECAUSE ZOMBIES DON’T CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS! THAT’S WHY!
Remember? The Mayans predicted the great zombie apocalypse. It'll come on December 21, 2012. The date which happens to also be my birthday. Do you remember now?
Here’s the official countdown clock that you should be watching:
You may be thinking that the countdown clock above doesn't look very official. Or, perhaps you think it looks as though I found some free, online countdown clock making website geared for expectant mothers. Well if you thought that, you'd be
Let me leave you with a little piece of advice: