As you probably know, sometime in 2012 the Zombie Apocalypse will begin. The Mayans predicted the end of the world on December 21, 2012, and we all know that the world only ends when zombies consume the brains of the living. It's a well known fact.
I plan on making it till the end, (I've been studying Krav Maga which is the official zombie-killing martial art, in case you were wondering), but I know that surviving to the end means I might have to do things to survive that I don't want to do. So, before you, my friends, are overrun with a hunger for human flesh, I'd like to tell you something: