WAIT!!! Before you reach for that unsubscribe button and leave my blog forever, give me a chance to explain … still there? Okay. Good. *Ahem* Yesterday I laughed at a homeless guy.
“Right,” you say. “Thanks for the explanation, Steve. I’ll be leaving now. Best of luck surviving the lightening that’s about to strike you down. Toodeloo.” (Yes, I said “Toodeloo.” I imagine the people who read my blog to be from the UK in the 1950’s).
I didn’t have a camera when I spotted the gentleman who inspired this post, but I did find a picture online of another homeless fellow who employed the exact same methods:
After finding that one I had to don my magic internet goggles and look for more. As it turns out, the streets are ripe with wit. I'd probably give money to these guys just for being original.